Testimonies
It's been a really awful week...third year at Uni is just baaaad...what with all the assignments piling up and deadlines to meet. Anyway I thought I'd just share some testimonial humour my lecturer shared with us today in psyc since we're doing stuff on human factors and all...
Here's some true testimonies given by people who have been involved in accidents (most of them pertain to driving since we were studying driving):
"I turned into wrong driveway to a house I thought was mine and hit a tree that I didn't have."
"I thought the window was down, but when I stuck my head out I realised that it wasn't." (ouch!)
"I hit the lamp post because I was trying to avoid the invisible truck that nearly hit me." (my advice: see a psychiatrist for that hallucination problem)
"The pedestrain didn't know which way to run so I just ran him over."
"I hit the lamp post because it was obstructed by humans."
"I ran into the stationary tree that was coming at me from the opposite direction."
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